OK AppleTards… The stock of the greatest company in the history of the Universe is now officially in bear territory! It is now nearly 25% lower than it was just two fucking months ago. And this after the launch of all those shiny new iToys. Yeh, we know all about slow delivery on iPhone 5, and all those cheeky fuckers coming out with tablets for the price of a fucking hamburger… But they are not from Apple, and they are not imbued with the holy spirit of GodJobs. He’s up there on his iCloud. He’s watching you. So what if you already have an iPhone for every day of the week, and you’re using iPads as fucking door stoppers… So get off your arse and buy more Apple shit. You know it’s the right thing to do!
I'm watching you fuckers!