So the Frat/Fart boys of Boulder have picked up the Fruit of the Loom account from Richards. This means everyone gets new matching underwear and fluffy white socks to wear with their Birkenstocks. Even the office dogs get new hygienic kerchiefs. And, in an AdScam exclusive, I am informed that CP+B’s fart problem will now be solved! Creatively, I can’t wait to see their first fruity efforts… Perhaps something really breakthrough, like “UnderCheerMageddon” starring George Takei and Orville Deadenbacher discussing “Man Laws” in their underwear. You just know it’s going to be fucking infantile… And you also know that the snot gobbling ad trades are going to think it’s the hottest thing since the Ozzy Osborne, Justin Bieber Best Buy Super Bowl classic. I could be wrong, but then again, I never am! As “methinksdifferent” would say… THAT’S FUCKED UP!
For "methinkdifferent." 'Cos I'm a fucking prince!