Moving on from his anti-Coke, badly drawn polar bears spot of a few weeks ago, Alex Bogusky has thrown his hat back into the sordid field of commerce by hooking up with Israeli company, SodaStream who makes a do-it-yourself soda fountain that lets you cut down on sugar and syrup and shit, while you load up on hash, crack, or fucking battery acid. First thing I want to know is if Alex is doing this pro-bono in his quest to improve the health of the nation… Or, is he doing it for the TBE (Thick Brown Envelope) under the table? C’mon Alex, fess up. The second thing is… Does Alex know that SodaStream has been made subject to a boycott by “CodePink” the Woman for Peace organization. Apparently, although all the packaging claims the appliances are made in Israel, they are actually made in an illegal West Bank settlement. Anyway, the basis for their “Green” claims is that the machine saves buying all those plastic bottles, ‘cos it makes fizzy water from tap water. You still have to flavor it with all those fucking chemicals. C’mon Alex, how much is going into the Shed’s piggy bank?
I'll bet it doesn't roll fags!