As you well know, I do not have an iPhone… Yeah, I have a mobile phone… I use it to make fucking phone calls. What else would I use it for. And obviously, I have never bought an “App” for my non-existent iPhone. But with the news yesterday of the launch of “Shatoetry” I am very, very, fucking tempted. Can you imagine, Shatner reading your poetry along with his mind bending fucking pauses and crazy inflections… And perhaps coming soon… Leonard Nimoy and George Takei will join him. I have to fucking get it. Will it run on my iCray?
And you thought he was just surfing!

