As you well know, here at AdScam, the primary mission is to keep you up to date with how fucked up the ad biz has become… Hitler Wednesday’s and Kate Moss Friday’s are also important features… Drinking and smoking are a given. But occasionally I feel obligated to bring you important non-ad-biz news, such as this… Fiji is removing the Queen's picture from its currency and may instead show images of its military dictator, Commodore Frank Bainimarama! Actually, his name used to be BWAHAHAHAHAHA, but he changed it when people kept taking the piss out of his fucking name on Twitter after he’d stolen the country. Doesn’t the fucker remember what happened to the “Argie-Bargies” in the Falklands?
Don't worry lads. It's warmer in Fiji!