Looks like the Poisoned Dwarf is blaming WPP’s pathetic third quarter results on four “Grey Swans.” Or something equally esoteric and fucking weird. You can read all about it on Media Daily News. It makes no fucking sense, maybe Lady Sorrell got confused whilst reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” one steamy evening at the Gramercy Park Love Nest. If he wants to work a sensible reference to Swans in his rants, why doesn’t His Gnomeship take ten minutes to read David’s classic ad from many years ago. Truly a lesson in perfect writing.