As the number of spoof versions of the “Facebook is a fucking Chair” video continues to grow – With the Irish one I posted about yesterday being the very best so far… Because, I am the “Man with a hook for a hand!” But anyway… As AdScamers realize, I am driven to answer all the unanswered questions of the Universe, just like Facebook. So, what about this… Will “Chair” spoofs catch up to “Hitler” spoofs? Doubtful, there are millions of the fuckers out there. Not a billion, like all the Facebook douchenozzles, but a shitload. There’s even one about me. I saved it somewhere, but I can’t fucking remember where, and I’ve looked when I’m sober. Is there a digital genius (not a fucking Apple Genius) out there who can find it for me? First to come up with it wins AdScam’s Red Chair of Un-Fucktardiness. ‘Cos as you all know… I am a fucking Prince!
Why is this fucking post a day late?

