My uber-mate, Noreen O’Leary over at AdWeek, has a post with the uber-non-wanky title… “W+K Plays for the Big Dough” regarding the cage match between what used to be the best agency in the universe… Versus the worst agency in the universe… That would be W+K versus Draft/FCB… Noreen makes the logical supposition that since W+K won the Velveeta account, and has inflicted the “Horny Smithy” on us, closely followed by the douchenozzle who flies model helicopters around the mall, whilst being ogled by horny teen ladies as he eats his disgusting Mac n’ Cheese riding the escalators… W+K must be a shoe-in… Obviously, I am getting too old to understand this shit… So, here's what I posted as a comment… Does this mean we can look forward to the Oreo-Meister temping the mothers of America with tasty cookies, before shagging them over his lusty forge, whilst enjoying the golden "Cheesy Skillets" for the main course... Oh my... W+K, what have you become? Never forget Jay's words... "I can't wait to see how big we get before we turn to shit!" Unfortunately... "Shit Happens!" Fuck it… Time for my post-prandial brandy.
OMG... It's the Horny Smithy with his Cheesy Skillets!!!