Kev “I always wear black” Roberts has just published the latest installment of his uber-pompous blog, KRConnect. As usual, there is a sampling of the latest outrageously expensive restaurants he a has dined in lately on the Saatchi tab. One, L’Enclume, with its $150 tasting menu, is tucked away in the English Lake District and is probably only reachable by Kev’s personal Saatchi helicopter from the local rugby club. The other is a bit closer to home, Babbo, down in the Village on Waverly Place. I actually used to live next door, but moved ‘cos of the non stop parade of limos dropping off fucking poseurs all night long. Never ate there. Too fucking expensive. But I have sat at the bar and had a drink, so when Kev says it reminds him of being in the middle of the Italian countryside, I have to wonder what the fuck he’s smoking? Looks like every other restaurant that flogs you dinner and booze for a $300 tab. As for the exterior, is he thinking of Washington Square with it’s population of drug dealers and wankers with giant fucking dogs letting them shit everywhere. Or is he getting confused with Naples? Maybe all that first class travel, expensive booze and fine dining is getting to him… Watch out for the gout, Kev!
Kev, don't be a wanker. Get yourself a "Red chair!"
