Shares of Facebook are soaring on the German stock exchange after it was discovered that Hitler has acquired a large number of shares in a private deal with Zuckernozzle. Rumors that Facebook actually sold a few mobile ads are false and obviously being generated in the hope that when the stock lockups of the guy who cleans the toilets expire, he won’t flood the market with his ten bazillion shares. One question remains: If Facebook did sell more advertising on mobile devices, did anyone actually buy anything as a result?
This time around... No more Mr. Nice Guy!
