I’ve posted a few times over the last couple of weeks about how fucked up Hewlett-Packard is. Well, warnings late yesterday that its underperforming business will get really fucking bad before it gets any better (which is becoming more doubtful by the day) hammered the stock, which dropped by over 13% at the close of the market. “I believe that all of this is fixable, but it’s going to take some time,” said CEO, Meg Whitman, who I’m almost starting to feel sorry for, ‘till I remember the billions she’s got stashed under the sidewalks of Zurich. She told a bunch of analysts that everything can be fixed under her five-year turnround plan. The problem is, Meg… I don’t think you’ve got five years to turn the Exon Valdez of IT companies away from those fucking rocks. You’ll be lucky if you’ve got five months.
Tell Cap'n Meg, George Parker has sabotaged the Boise Dilithium facility. So fuck it. I'm getting wasted!