You know all this shit you keep hearing from Facebook about how the future is “Mobile” and through the jaw-dropping ingenuity of their “Like” trolling technology, they will make your fucking brand into a cosmic phenomena… Well, today they took their next step towards social media paranoia with the soft launch of their latest paid product, “promoted posts.” For a small fee, the product lets users bump their important status updates high up in the news feeds of their fucktard friends. Facebook says it’s targeted towards the everyday user — those with fewer than 5000 followers — rather than big brands, and should be used for things like yard sales, engagements, wedding announcements, drug sales and gang rapes. OK, I just made the last two up… But fucking yard sale ads… This is where Zuckernozzle’s next twenty billion is coming from? Am I the only fucker in the universe who knows that this charade is going to end badly… Really fucking badly?
Someone "Liked" Poland on Facebook. So I invaded it!