It’s official. The Mayans, Aztecs, Sopranos, or whoever the fuck it was that forecast the end of the world sometime round about now… Got it right. Last night, Apple announced disappointing third quarter earnings… That’s right – Disappointing and Apple – In the same fucking sentence. And you can’t blame the AppleTards for this state of affairs, ‘cos the reason the numbers didn’t meet expectations wasn’t because people weren’t buying Apple iShit, it was because all those poor fuckers in Bangladesh making iShit for a bowl of rice a day… Couldn’t make the iShit fast enough to meet the AppleTard demand. I believe in economics it’s call “Supply & Demand.” Steve would understand it… Time to give the iCloud a call?
Don't ask. I have no idea... Anyone?
