My mate, Stephen Foster, over at MAA, informs us that the Poisoned Dwarf is gathering 60 of WPP’s most senior executives for a week long luxury pow-wow at an undisclosed West Coast location. Knowing the way these fuckers spend money on themselves, I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re renting the Hearst Castle at San Simeon. Shit, this whole thing is going to cost a few thousand layoffs. Remember when they flew all the senior wankers out to Beijing for a week at the 2008 Olympics? Someone worked out it cost about $10 million or so. Stephen reckons this is all about rallying the troops to make more money (Nothing new there.) As the WPP growth rate is falling to levels that may endanger the daily fresh flowers for the Gramercy Park Love Nest. Fuck that… Get rid of some erks. Mind you, “His Gnomeship” could hold the thing in Detroit or Newark and save a few bob.. But then, that’s not the way BDHC’s do things, is it? Igor… It's getting chilly in here. Put some more creatives on the fire, will you.
I'm starting "Team Kate." just two members!