If you ever needed proof that Harry Potter is a wanker, and that he actually faked Lord Voldemort’s death, now you have it. The eBook version of J.K. Rowling’s new Non-Potter book, “The Casual Vacancy,” was totally fucked up on Thursday, the day of its launch. Due to a file formatting fault by Hachette, it was completely unreadable. The publishers claim that a bald, blue skinned guy with big teeth and no nose was responsible., then rapidly exited the premises on broomsticks. To prove what a great guy he is, and to make sure no one pointed the finger at Amazon, Jeff Bezos brought in uber-formatter Severus Snape to sort this shit out. Personally, I can’t understand what all the commotion is about. Every review I’ve raid, reckons “The Casual Vacancy,” is a piece of shit!
Fuck it… No more Mr. Nice Guy!