Oh My God… Can you believe it… Draft/FCB is losing all the Taco Bell media business? And… They have decided in their wisdom, not to bother re-pitching it. Ha, even they are not that stupid. Brian Niccol, CMO of Taco Bell says that the reason for the shake up its media-agency strategy is... "Over the last few months we have been working with our franchisees to set the brand up for success over the next 50 years.” 50 Fucking Years!!! This is a publicly traded company, so like the BDHC – BDA’s he will eventually bless with his business… They can’t see beyond their 3 month noses. Why doesn’t he just come out with it and say what we already know… Draft/FCB is a festering pile of rancid dog shit. Meantime, everything in the Boschetto garden is lovely, and Michael Ross will shortly announce his next “Performance” bonus. Guys… Close the fucking place down… You might get a few bucks for the furniture.
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