Yesterday, Apple’s stock fell $3.40 to $698.70 a share. That’s a massive 0.48%. Fuck, at this rate, it wont get to $5,000 a share ‘til Christmas. Apparently, it’s all because because Apple’s new Maps App in iOS 6 looks like the maps are made out of fucking Guacamole and the FanBoys are complaining. Jesus, what’s wrong with these AppleTards? If Steve was still around, he’d be reminding these wankers that they may look like Guacamole, but it’s fucking Apple Guacamole, and they should consider themselves blessed to be paying through the fucking nose for it. Meanwhile, over at Oracle, Larry “Ninja” Ellison saw his net worth drop a few billion when the company announced lower sales and the stock dropped an equally massive 0.53%. Word on the street is that Larry has cancelled the order for his new “Starship Galactica,” and is trying to return Lanai, the island in Hawaii he just bought for $600 million. Oh yeah, and he’ll fire a shitload of people, then go for a sail in the Bay.
Larry’s Rising Sun. He got rid of it ‘cos it was too big to dock in most marinas. But he’s still got several more.