Once again, AdAge is showing the way for new adventures in the ad biz. Yesterday they published a piece titled “Lessons From AdAge’s Conference in China.” They gathered together a list of the usual suspects, including Starbucks and Tiffany (Would you like rice with those diamonds, Madam?) to help the attendees understand that one of the keys to success in the Chinese market is to concentrate on “tier two” cities, rather than the big ones like Beijing and Shanghai… So, obviously, they held the conference in fucking Shanghai! Subjects discussed included: How to drink Chinese baijiu: which is a grain-based alcohol usually downed in quick shots, leaving the mouth and belly feeling like someone has shoved an ICBM up your arse. Fuck, I think I’ve drunk that somewhere in my checkered past. Also, you are told to refrain from buying a metallic pink Ferrari and driving it around Shanghai - Probably not a problem in tier two cities. But whatever you do, go easy on the baijiu! Didn’t I just read about some guy in China who crashed his Ferrari whilst driving with two girls… Apparently, all three were naked, and probably well baijiu-ed. Still, it’s a helluvaway to go! So there you have it. Better check in with Rob Campbell over at The Musings of an Opinionated Sod… Whilst sucking on the W+K tit, that fucker knows everything about China. Unfortunately, he knows fuck all about anything else.
The gas tank on Rob's brand new W+K supplied Ferrari was found to be full of baijiu. Fortunately, no naked chicks were reported to be on board.