Yet another outpost of the “Agency of the Future” has pulled down the shutters. Draft/FCB, Melbourne is closing after the loss of its biggest (Only?) client, Honda. Many “tinnies” and meat pies will be consumed over the week-end as the Bruce’s and Sheila's proceed to get totally fucking legless. Rumors that Boschetto was flying in to personally give each ex-employee a severance check for fifty thousand dollars, were dashed when it was revealed that he was too busy with decorators at his Fire Island mansion retreat. Asked for a comment, Michael Roth replied… “Where the fuck is Melbourne?”
"Idgy" Harries showed up and had a great time!