I had to laugh at the news yesterday that Oracle is looking at a humungous damages penalty that could cost them billions of fucking dollars as a result of its loss of a breach of contract lawsuit brought by Hewlett-Packard. This is because Oracle announced in March that it would stop making software that would run on HP’s top of the line hardware systems. The shit started to fly when Larry, the world’s most evil CEO, hired Mark Hurd-The-Turd, who had just been fired from HP for shagging the help and fiddling his expenses. Mark’s new job? To run Oracle’s hardware business, which was in direct competition with the company that had just fired him. The fact that he walked with a multi-million dollar golden parachute did not deter him from fucking HP in the arse. However, it would now appear that the dildo is on the other foot… Or, something equally brilliant like that. Talk about Karma – Schadenfreude – Bollocks… Poor old Larry… Must be down to his last fifty billion!
Never mind. There's plenty more where that came from!