It’s a well known fact that Apple Freaks are fucking weirdo's who will do anything to get their hands on the latest iToy. In fact, in China, they will even sell their body parts. Five people have been charged with illegal use of a kidney after a teenage Fan-Nozzle sold one of his to buy a shiny new iPhone and iPad. Xinhua news agency reported that the five include a surgeon from a hospital in Yunnan province and the ringleader who organized the operation to pay off his racing dragon gambling debts. The 17-year-old wanker who agreed to the illegal transplant last April, is now suffering from renal failure, which means he could drop dead while playing “Angry Dragons” on his iPad. Apparently, Chinese Apple fucktards aren't just prepared to part with an organ or two to get their hands on an iToy, though. A teenage girl reportedly offered her virginity in return for an iPhone 4 last year. Wonder what she’d do for my iCray?
Be carefull what you wish for!
