Did you see the piece in AdAge about how the Brazilian douchenozzles who now own Bud are on a quest to make Bud the Coke of beers? Now maybe it’s a bit early in the morning, and I haven’t had my breakfast beer yet (Which will definitely not be a Bud!) But, wouldn’t they be a bit smarter if they wanted to make Bud the Beer of Beers? Although, when you consider what it tastes like, perhaps they should take note of my previous posts about their pathetic product, and make Bud the Nuns Piss of Beers! Never forget, when Bud was one of the big sponsors of the World Cup when it was held in Germany, (a country that knows a thing or two about beer) the German fans rioted when Bud was the only beer available at the matches. As one Kraut put it so well… “That’s not beer, I wouldn’t even wash my car with that shit!” Apparently, Buds global campaign will use the tagline… “Great Times Are Waiting – Grab Some Buds!” This shitasmic piece of prose, comes courtesy of Anomaly… Fuck… I remember when they used to be a good agency. But that was before they sold out to the LDHC "wannabe" guys up North in the beaver hats… No, not the beavers I mentioned in my last post!
Then there's the "Kate of Coke!"