Readers of AdScam will know that New York Times columnist, Thomas Friedman, is way up there on my list of gold plated douchenozzles. This guy gets paid a fucking fortune to write the same column over and over whilst flying around the world to have tea with Buddha, Lenin and Einstein. So I had to laugh when I saw that Gawker was sharing my point of view yesterday. Remember, this is the guy who’s always going on and on about sustainability and taking care of the earth’s resources, while the fucktard is living in a Crack Dealer mansion on sixty acres! Yesterday in his NYT column he complained about dropped cell phone service and the elevator not working in the car park. Well, if the earth was really flat, he wouldn’t need a fucking elevator, would he? Or, if we listened to the shit he’s always going on about, and really invested in higher education, some geezer with a PhD could fix the elevator in less than one “Friedman Unit.” What a hack!
The S.S. Friedman about to prove the earth really is flat!