Just the other day I did a post about how you can lie through your teeth by juggling numbers to suit whatever piece of shit you are currently peddling to the great unwashed masses. I made a point (no one else seems to have picked up on this) of how Facebook has kinda stalled in the claimed user stakes, ‘cos they appear to have been stuck at the 850 million fucktards signed up for retard/social/networking for the last couple of months. Now, the ZuckerNozzle empire is claiming that they have signed up EIGHT MILLION brands, from carmakers to rock bands, who have switched to Facebook's new Web page format 10 days after the revamped pages were introduced at a super cool and groovy launch in New York last month. Well, hello, you wankers. Mastermind I ain’t, but can anyone out there name EIGHT HUNDRED brands, let alone EIGHT FUCKING MILLION? This is getting more cretinous by the day. Why am I the only one who isn’t prepared to swallow this completely over the top bullshit? Probably because way too many people writing about the second most fucked up business in the the known universe, have no idea what the second most fucked up business in the known universe is all about. Cocktail time!
The EIGHT FUCKING MILLION attendees to the AdScam, Idaho, Aryan Nation blogging conference, breathlessly await the arrival of Obersturmbannfuhrer Parker!
