You will all be thrilled to hear that MDC Partners, “The Little Dumb Holding Company – LDHC – That desperately want to join the ranks of the Big Dumb Holding Companies – BDHC’s,” is now well on the way to achieving it’s fucktard ambition with the acquisition of “DotBox.” A company described as… “A firm that provides brands with a full suite of service offerings across strategy, implementation and activation, from classic e-commerce to socially integrated campaigns and full omni-channel retail solutions." I have no fucking idea what that means. But, I’m sure my good mate, Faris Yacob, will explain it all to me. He is currently pulling down the “Big Bucks” as MDC’s “Chief Innovation Officer.” A brilliant scam. Good for you Faris, I am fucking jealous as shit. By the way, DotBox’s Web site describes them as “Web site Designers.” So why the fuck couldn’t they say so?
I just know this is what Faris is going to tell me... That's why he gets the big bucks!
