I posted last JULY about being bombarded, phished, spammed and douchenozzled by people trying to sell me fucking fork lift trucks… Yeah, fucking fork lift trucks… So like, what is that all about? Anyway, they finally gave up. Then, a couple of days ago, I emailed my best best mate, Ask, the founder and host of AdLand.tv, about something or other, and I mentioned that I was no longer getting emails, tweets, friends, fuckards… from people trying to sell me Fucking Fork Lift Trucks… And, guess what??? I am now being fucking bombarded with shit from people trying to sell me… You know what. Hey, OK, I know people on various social media should expect to get raped via all their personal info by the zillionaires wishing to suck on the teat of my amazing fame… But… This isn’t Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, or whatever… It’s my FUCKING email… What do I have to do to escape this digital invasion of my privacy… Yeah, I know, I can’t… But it still sucks!
On the other hand… Naked fork lift truck drivers with big knockers are another matter!
