You know, I have to take my hat off to Kev “I always wear black” Roberts. This guy is never, ever, in the fucking office. Or, as he puts it so well in his appalling blog this week… “What do the Global Competitive Forum in Riyadh, Amsterdam Fashion Week, and the Midem Music Industry conference in Cannes have in common? You guessed, I visited them all in the last 7 days, as a guest and keynote speaker.” Apart from the airline, hotel and nosh bills for all that shit… When does this guy actually do anything for Saatchi. Come to think of it, what is he supposed to do for Saatchi? This guy must have the negs on Le Patron Levy doing “une mutton” on the board room table. And if you really want to gag on your breakfast… Here’s what he says at the end… “There was just one more thing I noticed these three locations have in common: at all three, everyone knew how to dress in black, with plenty of style!” What a wanker!
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him. A fellow of infinite nozzle, of most excellent fucktardliness!
