Well, well, well… Surprise sur-fucking-prise… Groupon shares hit the skids Wednesday night when they announced after the market had closed that the fucktards falling for all that fifty percent off coupon shit had finally woken up to the fact that it was a giant fucking scam. Not to mention the uber pissed off retailers of Hawaiian hot dogs and Feng Shui back rubs, who, duh, realized they were not getting the repeat sales they assumed they would after giving shit away. The Chicago Mafia guys running this dumb operation, saw their share price drop by 15% in after hours trading. Serves the fuckers right. I don’t want to tell you I told you so… BUT I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO… What’s next… Facebook???
I will make you fucking rich!
