For a brief moment, Draft/FCB thought the clouds had parted and they were finally getting a break. They were eliminated from the list of finalists for the Atlantic City Tourism account. But Kaplan Thaler dropped out after a mysterious late night visit from some of Laurence’s steroid enhanced friends. It’s possible they were made an offer they couldn’t refuse. (OK, I made that up, but can you imagine it?) Anyway Draft/FCB squeaked in at the last moment, everyone, including the little white pony, worked their nuts off in one giant fucking “Creative Rumble”… But Steve Buscemi picked Euro instead. Obviously the truckload of Effen-Fuckin-Effen didn’t arrive in time and Snooki’s lap dancing talents didn’t turn the trick. As expected, Michael Roth immediately awarded himself a “Performance” bonus.
Snooki... Snooki... What the fuck is a Snooki?
