By now, everyone in the entire fucking universe has been beaten over the head with the “Facebook IPO Shitty Stick.” Yeah, they’re all going to be zillionaires. ZuckerNozzle will forever know how many sheets of toilet paper you use to wipe your arse and which particular page of the SI Swimsuit edition you jerk off to most… Then he will sell it to the Russian Mafia and the Japanese Yakuza. Which means you are totally fucked. Serves you right for being such a dweeb. Anyway, far be it from me to sound off about this. Far better to read it from the delectable and very smart, Catharine Taylor over at MediaPost. Seriously, she has a couple of extra good points to make about how Facebook’s take on the mobile market doesn’t quite add up. Get over there… Tell her I sent you.
Mr ZuckerNozzle just sold us your heart, liver, kidneys and dick. Obviously you didn't read the agreement fine print. Do you have a problem with that?
