Now it can be told. All the hoopla about GM’s moving of it’s $3 billion media account to a bunch of Limeys and Frogs, plus the possible move of all the creative to Kim Yong-un’s agency in North Korea… Is just a giant smokescreen to cover up exactly what these fuckers have been doing with our billions of tax payer dollars… They’ve actually been moving into the bag and purse business. Yes, they’re taking old plastic billboards, seat belts and fucking bicycle inner tubes and turning them into sticky, smelly messenger bags that fucktard trendies will pay big bucks for. And if you pay extra, you can get one with an exploding battery. (OK, I made that shit up.) Or as they put it… Turning redundant ads into useful everyday items is part of Chevrolet’s green initiative ‘Driving Our World Forward’. Which brings up the big question… Why did Joel shell out our tax dollars for “Redundant Ads” in the first place? Anyway, when it comes to bags made out of old shit, the Swiss did it first.
Ha... I just took a dump in Joel's Chevy messenger bag!

