Speaking of the rich and famous, did you see the news that ZuckerNozzle and a bunch of his hangers-on went on vacation to Uruguay… Why the fuck Uruguay? (Pay attention and find out!) Anyway, a fellow zillionaire lent him his house for the week, but before he would grace the place with his presence, he wanted a few changes made. Like all the M&M’s should be the same color… Oh, no, that’s fucking rock stars. Anyway, there’s a list of ZuckerTard’s insane demands on Gawker, but here’s my favorite…
All the furniture was replaced. If you're going to be hanging out somewhere for eight whole days, do you really want out-of-date, unfashionable, dusty old millionaire-vacation-home furniture lying around? No you do not, not if you're worth $17.5 billion. All the furniture in the billionaire’s vacation home was reportedly removed and replaced.
And here’s the really interesting bit… This just in from our Uruguay tipster - Sean Parker has arrived at the Laguna del Sauce airport. Even 6,500 miles from Silicon Valley, it is clear what the presence of Facebook's notorious ex president augurs: "Una persona entregada al sexo y a la cocaína." El sexo y la cocaína indeed, El Pais. Shit just got real in Nerd Uruguay.
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