Legendary Apple co-founder and ace Segway polo player, Steve Wozniak isn’t letting ancient shit like that cloud his judgment when it comes to evaluating what’s fucking hot in smartphone technology. In an interview guaranteed to drive Apple fanboys fucking nuts, "Woz"said Google’s Android OS in many ways outperforms the iPhone's iOS operating system. "My primary phone is the iPhone," Wozniak told The Daily Beast's Dan Lyons. "I love the beauty of it. But I wish it did all the things my Android does, I really do." Besides which, I can’t get a signal when I’m in the ten million dollar dinosaur cave I built for the kids. And when I duct tape it to the handlebars of my Segway, the fucker keeps falling off. Sorry Steve, it looks great, but it’s still an expensive piece of shit!
REMEMBER… You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.”
Once again... AdScam delivers the goods!