It would seem that anyone in the IT or eCommerce business is only doing well if they are dealing in fucking mega numbers. Every day, we hear that FaceBook has just signed up another hundred million fucktards, Groupon flogged another trillion coupons for out of date sushi, and Twitter is on course to generate a billion dollars a day in ad revenue (they just don’t say when, though.) Then on Friday, Google announced that 700,000 new Androids are activated every day. This compares with Apple’s 190,000 a day, although with the launch of the iPhone 4S, they did 1.3 million a day for the first three days. This did not include all the Chinese douchenozzles throwing rotten eggs at their Apple stores, because after waiting in-line for days to get their mitts on a new iToy, they were told there were none, and they should come back in the “Year of the Aflac Duck.” Or something. Anyway, who the fuck is buying all these phones? If the reason China is kicking our arse is ‘cos they pay their workers peanuts, or Lychee nuts, or whatever, how the fuck can they afford iPhones?
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