I thought that everything a social media nozzle could ever want was already out there. Billions of apps, games and sites that will hook you up with fellow bestiality practitioners, or whatever deviant shit you're in to. Then, courtesy of Tim Nudd, up pops a Facebook app called If I Die, which allows you to post farewell messages and videos on your Facebook wall after you pass away. That’s right, after you’ve annoyed the crap out of your fellow brain-dead “Friends,” when your brain finally is dead, you can send them one last blast of shit. You know what’s coming next, dontcha… An app that keeps sending raves from the grave, or ‘till your fucking credit card dies… Then you really are dead. But who the hell cares… You didn’t have much of a life anyway. You Fucktard!
REMEMBER… You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.”
Too fucking late!
