Did you read all the details about the arrest of “Megaupload” Uber-Wanker, Kim Dotcom (real name Adolf Nozzlegruber), over in New Zealand. It reads like a fucking James Bond movie. Apparently his multi-million dollar mansion outside of Auckland was surrounded by all kinds of electronic locking devices, and the 6’7” – 300 pound uber-wanker had sealed himself inside a fucking safe room. The Kiwi SWAT team had to cut their way in with a Martini fueled laser device. They found Dotcom sitting with a sawn off shotgun and eight fucking million dollars in cash. No mention of Pussy Galore. Who says piracy doesn’t pay? Meantime, the cops were removing his car collection, including a pink Cadillac and a Rolls-Royce Phantom Drop head Coupe. No more “Leopard Piss” in this fucktard’s future!
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