Did you see the shocking news that McGarryBowen has actually lost a fucking account!!! Yes the Chase Sapphire credit card biz has upped stumps and moved on to Saatchi. Panic is now sweeping the halls of America’s hottest agency. Gordon Bowen has disappeared… Again. Over at Saatchi, Kev “I wear black” Roberts has booked himself into a twelve star Bangkok hotel with hot & cold running sushi. Also, McGarryBowen’s newest client, Burger King has extended it’s agency roster with the addition of an extra couple of hundred shops, including “Mother” and “David.” From now on, while working on the “King’s” business, Mother will be referred to as “Queen.” While David will be known as “Prince.” The other 198 shops will be know as “Crowdsourcers.”
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It's going down the tubes, mate!
