The only thing worse than local car dealer TV spots, are local political ads (OK, and a lot of national ones too.) But here’s one that takes the cake. It’s a campaign ad for Republican congressional candidate Mark Oxner from Champions Gate, Florida, which I am told is just one giant retirement home on an enormous fucking golf course. This epic has everything: Really cheesy CGI. An “homage” to a Cialis ad for old geezers looking for the occasional rogering. A Guy in a Fawkes mask, who is obviously a Communist. And little “slave” kids chained to the oars in a galley. But Mark, a word of advice… Before you stick your mug on the obligatory note at the end of the spot, invest in a better toupee!
When I signed on for this shit, I was seven years old and they told me it was a one day shot!
