It’s either a big deal, or it means fuck all. But after Google announced results yesterday, the stock fell by ten percent. It would seem that the big drop in earnings was caused by a slump in pricing in its search ad biz. Plus, slowing growth internationally and a jump in costs may force Sergei and Larry to put this weeks Jumbo Jet order on hold. Yes, we know that the hammock hooks have popped out of the ceiling in the current one, but fuck it guys, what do you think duct tape is for? So far, no reports of billionaires throwing themselves of the roof off the GooglePlex as they realize they are down to their last hundred million. Maybe the Wizened of Oz will buy it… Tell him it’s a Twitter app, or some shit like that. He won’t know the fucking difference. Anyway, he wants to kill Google, just like he did with MySpace. What a Wanker!
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