Yes… It’s finally happening… Facebook will file papers for an initial public offering as early as next week and is looking at a deal that would value the social network between $75 billion to $100 billion. Gasp fucking gasp. I am so excited, my Depends are leaking at the seams. Firstly, ‘cos ZuckerNozzle will become the richest guy in the universe, and will actually have more money than Larry Ellison has buried in the back yard of his Woodside Ninja Palace. Meanwhile, his sister, Randi ZuckerNozzle, was singing for free drinks in Davos, with all the other rich wankers (including the Poisoned Dwarf) that never worked an honest day in their lives. Just how the fuck do you get to join this club? In the meantime, check out this Henry Blodget piece on a conversation at Davos between a couple of RichNozzles about whether it's better to buy a brand new $65 million plane, or a refurbished one. Problems… Problems…
Randi who???
