Loverrrrllly AdScamer, Clemenza” has pointed me in the direction of a rather startling piece of news… Apparently, Poland is looking for an investor to turn the "Wolf's Lair" of Der Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler into a tourist attraction. Gott im Hell, what the fuck is das abut… Is nothing sacred??? The ruins of Der Fuhrer’s fortress complex, deep in the fetid woodlands of northeastern Poland, is famed as the site of an assassination attempt on Hitler by Tom Cruise, while wearing a tin foil hat, and pretending to be Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg in a 2008 film starring Donald Duck. Is nothing fucking sacred any more? What’s next… “Motherfucking Space Nazi” flying saucers on the dark side of the moon? Shit… I hope so!
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It's fucking Friday... And better than Tom Cruise!!!
