It would seem that Microsoft, the company everyone and their grandmother hates, was a bit of a hit at CES last week. Previews of two new Windows phones and Windows 8 impressed all the wankers who write about this shit. Does this mean that iToy users are destined to be out-geeked by fucking Microsoft… As Zippy the Pinhead would say… Nah! The iFan fucktards would rather slit their wrists than buy anything that even smelled like it came from the Redmond Evil Empire. Anyway, you have to love the cover of this weeks Bloomberg Businessweek, featuring a non-sweaty Steve Ballmer (see below) The “Monkey Boy:” reference harks back to when he went apeshit doing a dance at a presentation a few years ago. It was rumored that he was overdoing the Peruvian Marching Powder at the time. I don’t know about that, but the geezer does sweat a hell of a lot. .
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Check out the nose... Mmmmm!!!
