So, disgustedoftunbridgewells, who used to be a neighbor of mine in Tunbridge Wells, after reading my post about CES, points us in the direction of yet another one of those blowing large raspberries out of your arse interviews from last years Cannes FuckFest. This one is with Tom De Bruyne of Boondoggle (a stupefyingly perfect name for what is obviously a company staffed by douchenozzles.) The interview is conducted by a rat faced lady with a grating, adenoidal voice, Kaila Lightner, of “Microsoft Advertising.” And if that isn’t an oxymoron, I don’t know what the fuck is. Tom goes on and on about how “Technical Creative” will replace any other kind of creative. He seems to be convinced that the best way to achieve your desired ends is to piss off people. Fucking right, Tom. Who needs “Friends” when you can have “Enemies?” As the interview progresses, he gets more and more confused. Yes, lots of fans and followers, not a word about selling shit. ‘Cos hey, then you might be accountable. And, please, will someone get Ms. Lightner a fucking voice transplant!
REMEMBER… You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.”
Do you really want an agency that is dumbfuck insane enough to call itself "Boondoggle?"
