So, the big news for shopaholics is that J.C. Penney is getting rid of sales. Instead, they will have a three-tiered system of “everyday,” “month-long value” and “best price” items. Apparently, “this is to confront intensifying price competition driven by recent consumer price-checking capabilities.” In other words, it’s to stop you using your iToy to check in-store prices before ordering your shit from Amazon for half the price. So, how the fuck does this three tier thing change that? Anyway, everything in America is always on sale, especially politicians. And because everything in J.C. Penney will have special tags for the pricing system, with red tags for “everyday” prices, white for “month-long value” and blue for “best price” if you’re color blind… Your fucked!
Even the Monsters are "Best Price!"
