AdScamer, “Chevy Driver” advises me that the winner of the world’s wankiest crowdsourcing contest is not “Miss Van Der Volt.” Obviously, in spite of you all casting your votes for her, some kind of shit has been going on, and she will not be starring in a Chevy Super Bowl spot. The “massive” $25,000 prize goes to 26 year old Zach Borst (which is obviously a fake name!) for his "Chevy Happy Grad" commercial. Which is a funny spot, and was supposedly shot in an hour for a budget of five hundred Groupon coupons, in Floral Park, Long Island, New York. Give me a fucking break. I have it on good authority it was shot for ten million at “SilverCup” studios, Long Island, by Joe Pytka… Who just happens to be the third cousin removed of Joel Ewanick, GM’s Chief Marketing Nozzle, who said in a statement. “When I saw Joe’s spot, I had to laugh. Oh fuck, I meant, when I saw Zach’s spot, I had to laugh.”
Eat your heart out, Pytka!
