So, McGarryBowen is this years AdAge, “Agency of the Year.” Anyone surprised? At the same time, AdAge’s sister publication, Creativity, names Droga5 its “Agency of the Year.” Well, that makes a change from the Frat/Fart boys in Boulder. Maybe Alex stopped paying the “vig” now that he’s down in “The Fucking Shed” saving mankind. Anyway, backtracking to McGarryBowen. Apparently they were picked ‘cos they do very safe, uninspiring work, schmooze the shit out of their clients,,, And, Oh yes, pulled off a measly SIXTY FUCKING PERCENT growth in revenue. HaHa, the Poisoned Dwarf would kill for that kind of shit. And can you imagine the “performance” bonus Michael Roth would award himself if he got six percent? Lots of Kudos being handed out to McG’s head of digital… who just happens to have the same name as the boss, with a “The Third” tagged on the end. Bet no one in his department argues with him! Hey, nepotism worked for Donny before he discovered Peruvian Marching Powder. On a final note, search parties are still searching for Gordon to give him the good news.
Meantime, back at the "Agency of the Future!"
