Well, here we are, nine days from kick off for the “Super Bowl of Advertising,” with a bit of football thrown in… And we’ve already seen virtually all the commercials. So what’s the point of watching. Better yet, what’s the point of blowing more than three fucking million dollars to buy thirty seconds of time? Remember that once upon a time, the dick head who runs GoDaddy, when he’s not slaughtering elephants, would purposely do outrageously dumb and sexist ads, so they would be banned by the network, but looked at a million times on YouTube, as teenage wankers hunted for nude Danica pics. Never forget, 1984, the world’s most famous spot only ran once. That’s one of the reasons why it’s so iconic. It became an event in its own right. Now, BDC’s and their BDA’s would not only run the shit out of it. They would have totally destroyed its impact thanks to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and NozzleFriend. (That’s one I’m starting next week. Investors should send money immediately for this once in a lifetime opportunity!) Anyway, there isn’t a client alive today that would sign off on a spot remotely resembling 1984. Actually, there isn’t a single agency that would even let you show it to a client. Time to take Miss Van Der Volt for cocktails.
The Go-Daddy creative team gets ready to "Rumble!"

