As you well know, I get a shitload of PR releases from douchenozzles wanting me to promote their pathetic new biz win/fucktard/campaign/book/video/viral/wank/whatever… As expected, I usually ignore them. But today, I got one I am prepared to pimp. Not for money (but for lots a loot, I could be tempted) No this one, ‘cos it came from a guy sporting the name… Zach Taiji! One that leaves my old mate Johnny Vulcan of Anomaly gasping in the dust… Even better, Zach is pimping a video for Benihana, the original fake Japanese restaurants that started in New York in the sixties… Yeah, back in my original Mad Man days. This was the joint you could take an impressionable young secretary to and get her well liquored up while the Japanese chef (name of Jose, born in the Bronx) would do the twirling blades routine, while frying the frozen shrimp on the hot plate. And if that didn’t work, you could head downtown to Max’s Kansas City Steakhouse. Ha, the good old days. Anyway… Benihana is still going strong. By the way, I am absolutely convinced the guy in the dark glasses at the begining of the video is me. Well, if not, it should be.
How would you like your dog prepared, madam?

