Loyal AdScamers know that I am now doing a weekly column on BusinessInsider… I do it for fucking FREE, even though they don’t let me say fuck, douchenozzle, or wanker, ‘cos I am a prince. Anyway, I did one yesterday about a recent less than satisfactory experience with Amazon. Get your arse over there and read it. I was, in general, complimentary about Amazon service, which has always been superb. However, I had a recent bad experience, after they had ASKED ME FOR FEEDBACK. Within hours, I had half a dozen comments from people calling me a TWAT for complaining! One even said… “I think you need to check your hubris at the door.” That’s right, complaining is now called FUCKING HUBRIS! Then I read the comments, and realized they all sounded suspiciously alike. Am I getting paranoid, or is there some fucker in an Amazon call center in Bangladesh pounding this shit out?
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