In case you missed it, Game maker, Zynga did it’s IPO yesterday, which turned out to be a bit of a dud compared to the insane amounts of dosh Groupon and LinkedIn raked in on their first day of trading. Something about the valuation being too high, which strikes me as a bit strange considering they actually sell dumfuck games like Farmville and Mafia Wars to people who can break away from Tweeting and Facebooking their pathetic lives away. I mean c’mon, these guys will book one fucking billion dollars in revenue this year from wankers willing to pay real money for imaginary tractors and cement overcoats. Believe it or not, Zynga sells 38,000 virtual items EVERY SECOND! Beats the shit out of buying fucking coupons for tattoos that turn gangrenous in a week and burgers that taste like dog shit. But then again. What the fuck do I know about the stock market… Shit, what the fuck does anyone know about the stock market?
Oh, but Mark Pinkas, Zynga’s founder, cashed in some of his shares BEFORE the IPO, and picked up more than one hundred fucking million dollars. And that's in real dollars.
Yeah, all that money for selling shit that doesn't exist!